What's wrong with a bit of Belgian totthpaste ? You'll give us southerners a bad name with suggestions like that Dorset Boy ! Most people did sit behind him when he was giving it some .
Mike :facepalm:
Fitted some yesterday (crud race mk2) and was jolly pleased today that I had. Even though I was out solo it meant means the bike stayed mostly clean. Rims needed hosing down at the end as they ended the ride covered in the usual black paste, as did the tyres.