Thieving thicko scumbags

[xizang]

You must have got them on a good day. Or a new boy. Normally they can't be bothered

Tell me about them not being bothered. My GT got pinched out of my kitchen while I was taking a shower after being out for a ride. Phoned the police, they said they send 'someone' out to fingerprint my back door etc. I waited 3 days and still no-show. Phoned them up to tell them not to bother as the kitchen had to be cleaned, family home with 2 babies at the time.
Luckily I saw my bike being ridden while I was in my car. Got out, got my bike and took the scrote to the nearest police station :twisted: . Don't know what happened to him but it cost me nearly £100 to put the bike right.

 

[Dr S]

get a brown paper bag....


settle down in private with the bag and deposit a nice steaming t**d in the bag...


put it on the neighbours front doorstep, set fire to the bag and ring the doorbell before running away......


....watch from safe distance....
And yes, I know its childish!

1. get a brown paper bag
2. put some money in it
3. take it round to 4 finger Daves
4. He will shoot the ******* thieving scum in the face

.....watch from a safe distance......

Job done, and its amazing how news travels around the light fingered brigade. You won't be bothered again thats for sure

 

[retrobikeguy]

Scum like this then

:evil: Bullets please

 

[john]

Thats sucks.

A lot of scum around, makes me want to read the Daily Mail.

Got my car broken into at the weekend, 500 metres from the main police station in Leamington - hardly south Central LA. Only worth claiming for the glass on the insurance. Will have to write off the tea towels, stereo, sat nav and ipod. F*ckers.

 

[Dr S]

Thats sucks.

A lot of scum around, makes me want to read the Daily Mail.

Got my car broken into at the weekend, 500 metres from the main police station in Leamington - hardly south Central LA. Only worth claiming for the glass on the insurance. Will have to write off the tea towels, stereo, sat nav and ipod. F*ckers.

They stole TEA TOWELS :shock: For Fk sake, they risk prison for tea towels??? the mind boggles :roll:

Glad I live out in the middle of nowhere- wouldn't live in a city for all the bikes in Jezzas shed!

 

[cyclerelic]

scumbags !

bring back hanging for these turds !!!

 

[pinguwin]

throw it in a skip

Translation of 'skip' please. I lived in England for a while but don't remember this term.

Good you got your bike back. One bike was stolen when I 13, never saw it again. Same goes for my first mtb. Second mtb was stolen but recovered. Was really too trashed to bother repairing, besides I was riding Kleins by that time and it really wasn't that important as it was really just a winter/store bike.

'guin

 

[DM]

Translation of 'skip' please. I lived in England for a while but don't remember this term.

Dumpster?

A thing you rent to transport your construction waste & other rubbish.

Often (covertly) filled overnight by your neighbours, who are too mean to rent their own "skip".

Sometimes subsequently re-emptied by dumspter scavengers. Especially when containing Kona Explosifs

Looks like this:

 

[rienster]

Ahhhhh, what a relief living in Norway.