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The Ultimate Pub Bike..
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I can picture myself now riding back home with a bag of Scampi Fries in one hand!!
as much as I like the merlin roots & even better the merlin newsboy, they're far from ultimate pub bike.
ultimate pub bike is highly disposable, the type you can ride to kingston upon thames, throw in a bush outside the pub, after the pub ride it down a flight of steps (while drunk), "ghost ride" it into a park bench at speed, destroy it & leave it in a skip
...oh I forgot about the taking it on a bus while your mates wearing a traffic cone on his head & the bus conductor doesnt even bat an eyelid...
ultimate pub bike is highly disposable, the type you can ride to kingston upon thames, throw in a bush outside the pub, after the pub ride it down a flight of steps (while drunk), "ghost ride" it into a park bench at speed, destroy it & leave it in a skip
...oh I forgot about the taking it on a bus while your mates wearing a traffic cone on his head & the bus conductor doesnt even bat an eyelid...
scant":369lxunh said:...oh I forgot about the taking it on a bus while your mates wearing a traffic cone on his head & the bus conductor doesnt even bat an eyelid...
That's lucky - We tried to get on a night bus, carrying my mad slopey framed time trial bike. After being in the pub all afternoon.
... I TRIED explaining to the driver that although it looked like a bike it was, in fact, an industrial design project.
It was very useful on the long "walk" home, as we couldn't actually manage the "walking" bit. We used it as a zimmer frame while we staggered alongside it, applying the brakes to stop us falling into hedges etc.
Even better than a pub bike is a pub horse. Get on; Horse ambles home; Job done.
DM":9io10n0u said:scant":9io10n0u said:...oh I forgot about the taking it on a bus while your mates wearing a traffic cone on his head & the bus conductor doesnt even bat an eyelid...
That's lucky - We tried to get on a night bus, carrying my mad slopey framed time trial bike. After being in the pub all afternoon.
... I TRIED explaining to the driver that although it looked like a bike it was, in fact, an industrial design project.
It was very useful on the long "walk" home, as we couldn't actually manage the "walking" bit. We used it as a zimmer frame while we staggered alongside it, applying the brakes to stop us falling into hedges etc.
Even better than a pub bike is a pub horse. Get on; Horse ambles home; Job done.
pub horse! hahaha. main principle of pub bike BITD was that if you came outta the pub & the bike had been nicked/trashed you just shrugged & walked home
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