The Severn Bores- Miserere(ies) of Mayhem Muttering Thread

[The History Man]

Harsh.

 

[coomber]

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Couldn't I just jog round the course dragging an anchor behind me?

Priceless

 

[coomber]

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Ill have a go on the broom

 

[NeilM]

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BODY WANTED.

This is a unique opportunity for the right recruit to join a dynamic, forward thinking and exciting mtb race team.

If you think you fit the profile... then go somewhere else, cos The Severn Bores are looking for a rider, preferably with their own bike and a regular pulse to come along and have a laugh at Mayhem.

 

[The History Man]

If the pulse is an issue I can sort that for you.

Got some good sh*t man.

And battenburg.

LGF- do you want me to apply to mrs LGF?

 

[The History Man]

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Ill have a go on the broom

 

[legrandefromage]

Mrs LGF says hello - still in negotiations

 

[NeilM]

Mrs LGF says hello - still in negotiations

She can come along and do a lap if she likes, we have girlies on the team an everything.

 

[The History Man]

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I think the Bores should greet all and especially each other with a fist bump and the word 'cake' much in the way those pesky young people say 'respect' or 'safe'

See fig.3

 

[NeilM]

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I was always taught that it was rude to speak with your mouth full (of cake), so it's more likely to be a fist thump and the word 'phwaaffe'.