The Russians have gone completely MAD

farking ell , I can't believe I spend a min and a half watching 2 bints pull a fooking red curtain about , the whole time I was thinking " stop with the cutting to different angles and show us the sodding car" . They didn't even show the whole car :x

I think generally if you call yourself a " tuner " you should be on trial for cruelty . The term tuner seems to mean " shit done to cars " . Poor things .
 
If ye polish that porsche long enough, it becomes a six seater.............

Just goes to show that money and taste diverge in inceasingly steep curves.
 
I think they are trying to say some thing about the buyers of such sickness. They are one big COCK :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: try to over compensate for their own lack of manliness.
 
The green croc skin,is according to the ad,Buffalo hide embossed and painted to look like crocodile skin :D

Buffalo are two a penny,and we can eat them so it's ok :lol:

I can see Porsches new Ad - Feel the comfort of a real penis :lol: :lol:

Or
'More cock than a Swedish porn star'
 
Just realized the tuner can't even think of his own paint jobs. ANd copied a german company. :roll:

Oh we did make golf club bags out of Whale penis :shock:
 

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