the new asda bike advert

About a week ago I popped the Saracen into the back of the car and headed over to Richard's house for a blast around the Downs. Richard is a mate who I usually go riding with. When I got there, another friend of ours, Matt, had also arrived with his "mountain bike" -- a full suspension, aluminium Apollo (are these from Halfords?).

Now to give the whole picture, Matt wasn't expecting to go riding with us; he had gone to Richard's to continue a project that they were both working on. This meant that he hadn't brought a water bottle (I volunteered one of mine) and he'd already ridden about 15 miles on roads that day, so his legs weren't as fresh as mine and Richard's.

But even so -- that bloody bike of his.... :roll:

We set out and rode the 3 or 4 miles of country lanes (tarmac) that led to the start of the XC trails. Matt had to stop because his front mech wouldn't change gears. Richard had a play with the cable tension and sorted it out. But after a short ride through a wood and around the edge of a farm field, Matt had had enough; he said that riding was tough going and that he felt sick. He turned back and we went on. It was probably a blessing -- from then on, the bridleways just climb and climb and climb.

But from what I saw that day, those Apollo so-called "mountain bikes" seem little more than chunky commuter bikes that can handle a deep puddle or two.
 
an old story, but:

parents buy sprog £99 Halfrauds special for Christmas

sprog rides round on BSO for a while - gets very little use out of it.

I turn up with Zaskar and we go for a bimble around the housing estate.

sprog rides off kerb - bearings fall out of back wheel...

Halfrauds: Myself, sprog -

Me: bearings fell out going down a kerb, heres the receipt, its still in warranty.

yoof: er, no, its not, you've ridden it off road

Me: come again?

yoof: off road

Me: I dont understand, describe 'off-road'

yoof: jumping, riding on rough terrain etc

Me: he went down a kerb, as you can see, apart from a bearingless back wheel, the bike has hardly been ridden, in fact its still got bits it left the shop with...

yoof: yes but its not designed for off road.

Me: Manager, please!

Manager: its been ridden off road, we wont repair this under warranty as its been roughly treated

Me: so, off-road, eh, well - explain to me that poster advertising this exact model of Apollo bicycle?

Cut to large superstore Halfrauds poster of same said Appollo BSO flying through the air on some dream bit o' downhill in California...

Manager: Ah....
 
Jeez, LGF. I just wonder how Halfords get away with advertising/publicising their bikes as "all terrain" or "off road" or whatever but revoke the warranty if you ride it thru a patch of mud. Trading Standards should be onto these guys like flies on cow s***.
 
JohnH":t4uyv90a said:
Jeez, LGF. I just wonder how Halfords get away with advertising/publicising their bikes as "all terrain" or "off road" or whatever but revoke the warranty if you ride it thru a patch of mud. Trading Standards should be onto these guys like flies on cow s***.

It's not just Halfords.

If you look at the warranty of a lot of BMX bikes you'll find that they state that they can't be used for stunt riding, even the more expensive ones. Yet a lot of them are supplied with gyros, pegs, etc that can only be used correctly if you are doing stunts. :?
 
its not just helfrauds or bmx's! yesterday I removed my BB from the NORCO, this bike has 6'' of travel front and rear, is described as an all mountain bike that can take 10' hits and survive! not sure I could but apparently the bike can! and yet the label on the BB states that this BB is designed for XC riding only, no 4X, down hill or extreme riding! and yet you wouldnt know this until it failed and you removed it!
 
anyway . . . . . . back to the asda advert . . . . . someone must have told them as the advert has been adjusted!!

bugger!! wanted to point and laugh some more!! :lol:
 
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