SPIF - The Schwag Pay It Forward
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mikeekim89
Old School Grand Master
i'm further, 
and i've got a red bikeso these arrived today for free from my australian friend......who has sadly dissapeared :? hope he is ok,and thanks for the cool gear 
ritchey grips,
ritchey lock in end caps,
troy lee paintable helmet peaks :shock: :shock:
answer bar caps
Thanks again mate and throw another shrimp on the barby for me mate
ritchey grips,
ritchey lock in end caps,
troy lee paintable helmet peaks :shock: :shock:
answer bar caps
Thanks again mate and throw another shrimp on the barby for me mate
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TheGreenRabbit
Retrobike Rider
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i have a retro jersey free to the person who can tell me a joke, best joke by sunday night wins, and the winner must post a picture of themselves on this thread.
TheGreenRabbit":22yk5w9r said:
Righty, consider your gauntlet picked up sir!
You have before you a field, it is a large field and but for a horse is entirely empty. You have to disguise this horse using only a cheese, which cheese do you choose for this purpose?
You can choose any cheese you wish.
There is only one correct answer.
Surely you'd have to pick up the...
Marscapone
Thank you, I'm here all night!
Can't make the stupid linky thing work, pic of me here wearing "Wu the sock warrior's" RB top:
http://robcrayton.fotopic.net/p65543783.html
Two cowboys riding through the scrub,and they spot an indian laying on the ground.
one cowboy jumps off his horse and says "What has passed by here recently?"
Indian replies "About fifteen minutes ago,a wells fargo coach passed this place and in it were
a preacher with a white beard,
a boy of my own tribe to help load it,
two women,one of ill repute and the preachers wife,
a swarthy looking mexican
and a dog with (black with white spots)
It was painted green and had one red wheel and it had three chests on the foot board,one sign was loose,and the driver was very miserable.
oh and it was being pulled by four horses,two were brown and two black,and it was travelling at about 30 miles per day"
the cowboys looked at each other in disbelief and said to the indian
"WOW that is amazing,you can tell all that just by listening to the ground??"
The indian replied
"No I just fell off the back of the bloody thing"
one cowboy jumps off his horse and says "What has passed by here recently?"
Indian replies "About fifteen minutes ago,a wells fargo coach passed this place and in it were
a preacher with a white beard,
a boy of my own tribe to help load it,
two women,one of ill repute and the preachers wife,
a swarthy looking mexican
and a dog with (black with white spots)
It was painted green and had one red wheel and it had three chests on the foot board,one sign was loose,and the driver was very miserable.
oh and it was being pulled by four horses,two were brown and two black,and it was travelling at about 30 miles per day"
the cowboys looked at each other in disbelief and said to the indian
"WOW that is amazing,you can tell all that just by listening to the ground??"
The indian replied
"No I just fell off the back of the bloody thing"
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Try this festive one 
The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish..........
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,
"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."
Apologies to all you Macretro guys
The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish..........
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,
"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."
Apologies to all you Macretro guys
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