Mike
Retro Guru
As new condition Team Polti/Coppi/McDonalds Bidon.
This is a real 'time warp' piece of cycling history. Fausto Coppi recently appeared to me in a dream and told me of a special bidon that he'd had made to include the blood, sweat and tears of several TdF winners, including Armstrong and someone else. Hand-crafted in Holland, rubbed between the thighs of several attractive Cuban Virgins under the strict quality control of Kevin Boardman. Any rider using this bottle would gain a significant performance advantage over other riders, and win any race entered and get to snog the podium girls at the end of the race and spray champagne over the losers. If you want to be a better cyclist, you need this bidon.*
*this isn't actually true.
6 pounds posted.
I also have a goose for sale. Lays Golden eggs. 50 quid.
This is a real 'time warp' piece of cycling history. Fausto Coppi recently appeared to me in a dream and told me of a special bidon that he'd had made to include the blood, sweat and tears of several TdF winners, including Armstrong and someone else. Hand-crafted in Holland, rubbed between the thighs of several attractive Cuban Virgins under the strict quality control of Kevin Boardman. Any rider using this bottle would gain a significant performance advantage over other riders, and win any race entered and get to snog the podium girls at the end of the race and spray champagne over the losers. If you want to be a better cyclist, you need this bidon.*
*this isn't actually true.
6 pounds posted.
I also have a goose for sale. Lays Golden eggs. 50 quid.
