Show us your worst ugliest built (if you dare)

[The History Man]

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Just been getting this ready for mayhem. UAF but boy do I love it!

 

[Mike Muz]

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UAF , it took me a while , but I worked it out :roll:

I think it looks like a nice bike mate .
But for the bar / stem / saddle it would look even nicer . But it's your bike , and fits you . Who can argue with that

 

[Woz]

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My late 80's Emelle Vixen singlespeed rubbish that i built in an hour out of parts i found mainly on the scrap pile at the Bristol bike project... it also had Beijing Olympics 2012 stickers slapped on it


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To be honest with you, when I look at some of the guff in the LBS or super markets and the prices
they want to charge, I think this is close on to a perfect city beater and exactly how it should be done.

Shame about the Beijing Olympic stickers, otherwise the bike would have surely appealed to Sir Chris Hoy.

 

[Yog Sothoth]

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You can go ahead and close this thread..........





NOW!

That is so ugly, Ted Danson wouldn't even date it.

I like that. I kind of like those Sweetskinz tyres, though I probably wouldn't go offroad with them.

 

[Nabeaquam]

None of the ones posted here so far is as ugly as my 1936 Zenith night riding klunker. How do I know it’s 1936? Look closely at the seat post clamp, it’s a collet and they only did that in 1936. It’s one inch pitch but has a chainring from a kids 24 inch wheeled bike so it can climb.
I used an old Bakelite camera as a tail light. Who needs padding on the seat, it’s got uber springs.

Suicde knob made from wood used for relaxed cruising on the flats. It’s from an old tractor. 1930s brass lock for security and a 1930s brass torch for a headlight.

Everyone needs a bottle opener. I think he already had too much beer.

Zenith headbadge, which was a Duluth Minnesota hardware store chain back then.

 

[The History Man]

Nice cpr on thread. My ugliest bike? Well things have er, developed over the last seven years

 

[The History Man]

 

[jimo746]

 

[Nabeaquam]

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These are getting on.

 

[KermitGKona88]

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I started at the beginning and I was going to look for the Dyna-tech picture to post it but you beat me to it...