Oh, poo. I was going to use that gag but you beat me to it.
No pics available, but finally resorted to hat-buying this winter to compensate for my hair fighting a losing battle with advancing years and invested in a woolly black & grey "Thinsulate" thing costing all of two quid from Primark; surprisingly effective it is too.
I've had a Scott headband/ear-warmer for wearing on the bike for a while now. It does tend to mask the noise of approaching cars though