SHOUTING Cindercone!

"THE RENTHAL SUB 130 WAS UNDER 130GRAMS THE LIGHTEST AND STRONGEST IN THE WORLD AND CAME AT A PRICE. I WAS GIVEN THIS BY MY SPONSERS OF THE DAY AND HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE FOR SALE." - You haven't looked very hard then.

"THIS WAS MY TRAINING BIKE I RACED WITH A HEI HEI" - so you only rode it in crappy conditions then, good.

"THE PROPULSION TYRE IS KEVLAR WILL STRIP CONCRETE TO DUST AND WILL NOT MAKE A BLACK MARK" - erm, OK

Another gripe is the fact that he has used the word Arsenal in the description. Well, he put "ASRENAL" but imagine that's what he means.
 
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