See , you're all wrong, you can polish a Turd.

[Charlieboy28]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kona-Colin-Mc ... 258aeaa01e

 

[KermitGKona88]

Or is it just rolled in glitter

 

[incorrigible]

After you polish it, you'll need to wax it to make it shine...

 

[ringo]

What's wrong with it? - I've seen far, far worse...

Not particularly my cup of tea though...