sausage rolls

gibbleking

Old School Grand Master
why has yarmouth not got any frozen cocktail sausage rolls?...i went every where today ...beat my way past kids and mums.shoved grannies out of the way...stood aimlessly in front of people chatting to no one in particular whilst deftly blocking the entire aisle....i even politely yelled at the staff wheres me frikkin sausage rolls huh,,,where >

nothing
i am without me cocktail sossie rolls
christmas is gunna suck
i hope it rains.
humpf :twisted:
 
You got to have mini party food at Christmas. It says so on the telly. Party food, my arse!

It's not as if the shop are shut. Local convenience stores open Christmas day and 2 local supermarkets are open Boxing Day to get those 'little bits' people insist they are so desparate for. Little bits, my arse!
 
i tried all the superstores....enjoyed threading my way thru the apalling traffic....being stung in the face with snow and hail(yay open face helmet at 50 mph)....endured the endless waves of people panic buying food (shops close for almost 12 hours they mite starve etc) to find hollow cold empty spaces where my little astry rolls of joy should be ..



my life is at an end...
at least i have the chav next door screaming abuse at his kids (yet again) to keep me company..
 
oh flaps...i forgot about them...ill get them tommorow...its grim out there at the mo...cold...dark...wet ...miserable....got a nicecuppa on thego with some asda orange milkchoccie segments...mmmmm
 
i made the mistake of going into a supermarket today. just about recovered from the trauma 3 hours and many strong coffees later.
 
i kinda laughed as i rode past all of the cars tailgating each other......i love me moteebike...puts a big old smile on my face(even whenits -2)
 
Look under a golden labradors tail. There's something under there looks like the end of a sausage roll :shock:
 
disaster has been averted..my tale of woe stirred the missus into home making me a bunch of them ...life is good again....ps we is having chicken,sossies wrapped in bacon,home made roasties,parsnips ,puds and vienneta for afterwrds..
 
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