Roger's Profanisaurus - cycling version

[Deveron53]

Just an idea, anybody got any more?

Prizes to the best one!



Scouse Panniers (hanging carrier bags from the handlebars)

Italian Love Bites (saddle sores - because all the best saddles are Italian)

 

[brocklanders023]

Ha ha, I'll get my thinking hat on 'cos I love the profanisaurus!

 

[stedlocks]

Mangina or manny

all day in the saddle? Bend over and look in the mirror ;0)

 

[suburbanreuben]

Mangina or manny

all day in the saddle? Bend over and look in the mirror ;0)

Cheers mate! :twisted: Just the thought has put me off my dinner. :evil:

 

[barry2017]

Bobbing ronnies: a seating position where the unfortunate rider manages to get one testicle squashed on each side of a particularly narrow racing saddle.

 

[Steve Kish]

'Saddle was so hard that it gave me Chalfonts' .... after Chalfont St. Giles.

'I though he looked a bit tasty but he turned out to be a clapplat' = clothed like a pro; pedalled like a t**t'