RANT ALERT!- W***kers on eBay

Dr S

Old School Grand Master
Time to get out the nuclear powered p**s boiler again :evil: :evil: :evil:

Checked my eBay feedback this morning and I am getting so p**sed of with some of the muppets on there.

Muppet No 1. says 'bit slow on posting out, no comms, i had to contact him!'
This superstar bed-wetter won an item at 8:45PM on a Friday night, sent a rather arsey email on the Sunday morning wanting to know why his item hadn't arrived :roll: :shock: :roll: - WTF was I expected to do- send it with a motorcycle despatch rider??? It was posted out on the monday, he got it next day and left that feedback. Incidentally his address was at a care home- thats care in the ******* communty for you- he's probably in the park bludgeoning some single mother to death with a campag rear mech as we speak. GRRRRRRRRRR!
Considering my both my home and business were under 4 feet of water that weekend I think that is pretty ******* harsh of him to complain- I cannot believe I actually posted it out on time to such a Tw**.

Muppet No2.
This plonker has left feedback complaining that the Middleburn Slickshift Middle Ring he won for £4 (and its one ride old folks- a sodding bargain) has uneven teeth and some of them are worn and smaller than the others- Jesus bloody wept, anyone can see that they are designed and made that way- thats how the boody things are.
Did he get in touch? did he know what he was talking about? did he have a look at another ring to see what it should look like?? Did he F***. You could understand if it was some kid, wet behind the ears or some old dude who the last 20years have passed by, but no- this guy is an intelligent bloke, working for the Financial times in fancy bloody London.

What really pisses me off is when idiots like this leave feedback of this nature you are no longer allowed to respond publicly- that option has been removed. So not only does Ebay and Paypal shaft you out of about 10-12% of what you get for an item, they have also taken away your voice and right to defend yourselves. Some bloody comunity that is- is President Robert Fu**ing Mugabie running ebay now or what??
Thats me finished with sodding eBay now- If my left overs are not wanted by my buddies on RB they will go in the Bastard dustbin.

You cannot imagine just how bloody fed up I am feeling right now :evil:

Si
 
Sign o the times. Everyones a critic and expect everything yesterday. I blame wiggle.
 
Awesome rant, Dr S. Simply Awesome!!!

Justified too. But may I respectfuly add, go ride your bike, and vent your anger on your pedals.
 
:lol: BIG DEEP BREATHS

Know what you mean Si...flipping ridiculous that the seller feedback has disappeared....and your buyers are clearly complete morons :x
 
warpedboy2":1t2i05oq said:
Awesome rant, Dr S. Simply Awesome!!!

Justified too. But may I respectfuly add, go ride your bike, and vent your anger on your pedals.

Too late, I've been out blowing holes through old car doors and bonnets with my 12 bore (all in the safest possible manner and on my own property I must stress) I'm going to draw picture of those two on a large bit of plywood now and go out for another session :twisted: :twisted:
 
kaiser":i6r5edoo said:
Sign o the times. Everyones a critic and expect everything yesterday.

Hmmm......sadly I believe your right :roll:

Give someone something for free and they'll still moan!

I was going to say at least your safe in little ol' Retrobike world, but then there is the odd scammer here too now :(
 
Too late, I've been out blowing holes through old car doors and bonnets with my 12 bore

That ride we were talking about having?!? :shock: :shock:

That first one is a proper knob ... He was asking the impossible?? :roll:
 
Hope you feel better now, bet you needed that, now breathe :)

Bought a saddle last week on the bay, it was in slightly worse condition than stated. The postage was supposed to be next day 1st class for 4 quid and it came a good deal later 2nd class for £1.63 in a used padded bag.

Afraid I complained, just hope he doesn't get too cross :roll:
 
You have my sympathy, infuriating isn't it? World class idiots. Muppet 2 Intelligent? Allegedly I say, or at the very least no common sense and that goes for both of 'em.

Bloody hell, I'm getting wound up now...
 
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