I'd describe Project Dick as a cross between late night 80's ITV student cooking show Get Stuffed, Carry on England, Pot Noodle, Fun House and Confessions of a Window Cleaner.
To be honest it makes me feel a little sick inside, the sort of sickness felt as a result of delirium through fever, head spinning madness that not even Lucozade, pink wafer biscuits and repeats of Columbo would solve.
I do however appreciate the value nature of this steed, so providing the new owner isn't of a weak constitution and doesn't look down at it and trip out it'll be a reet good ride and dump anywhere bike.
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