Pointless exercise

[al]

Not one of those perfect abbs torture devices.

My loft conversion! It cost faarsans of paarns (my best cock-erny accent) to build and I've just filled it up with sh1t.

Why?


al.

 

[Tad]

Not one of those perfect abbs torture devices.

My loft conversion! It cost faarsans of paarns (my best cock-erny accent) to build and I've just filled it up with sh1t.

Why?


al.

Your accent's pretty good al but I think you'll find it's actualy pronounced

faaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsands of paaaaahhhhhhhhhhnds

as in "paaahhhhhhhhhd yer paaahhhhhhhhnd o baahhhhhhnahhhhhhhnas"

 

[al]

Let me have another go.

faaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhssands ov paaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnds.

Any better?



al.

 

[al]

And my missus says I waste half of my life talking complete b******s.

Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them!

al.

 

[Tad]

And my missus says I waste half of my life talking complete b******s.

She's right, it's because you're a man.

She, being a woman, wastes her entire life talking complete b******s.

 

[al]

And my missus says I waste half of my life talking complete b******s.

She's right, it's because you're a man.

She, being a woman, wastes her entire life talking complete b******s.

I'm a man!! :shock: nobody told me.

It does explain one or two things though.

al.

 

[gibbleking]

hands up all those whos house has a garage yet dont park the car in it and just fill it with old freezers and off cuts of pink carpet from the 80s..

 

[Tad]

Me, me, me!

Have a drive way too and don't even own a car.

 

[marin man]

I have a garage...full of old bird cages,my staff live in there as well....oh and my jag

 

[mikee]

i have a garage full of motorbikes and machine tools