Please not at this time of day

[al]

I was stuffing my face and watching the telly this morning and an advert for the Scum news paper came on. They are running extracts from a book that exposes the sex life of Simon Cowell!!

How I didn't pebble dash the dog with a face full of tea n toast I'll never know.

I'm off to poke my minds eye out.

al.

 

[al]

I am no homophone, but it doesn't take a long distance conversation to work out Cowell is in the closet.

Him having sex in a cupboard helps the images slightly, than you.


al.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I have an image of a white hairy bottom through a louvered door now. :shock: Oh God! where's the eye bleach?

 

[unkleGsif]

All, if it helps at all, I would suspect that Cowells arse would be far from white and hairy... more fake tanned, waxed and toned (or lipo'd/implants)

 

[al]

All, if it helps at all, I would suspect that Cowells arse would be far from white and hairy... more fake tanned, waxed and toned (or lipo'd/implants)

You know when you had wished you'd never started something?

A little like the day I decided to fix a hole in my trousers, but couldn't be bothered removing them first.


al.

 

[al]

All, if it helps at all, I would suspect that Cowells arse would be far from white and hairy... more fake tanned, waxed and toned (or lipo'd/implants)

You know when you had wished you'd never started something?

A little like the day I decided to fix a hole in my trousers, but couldn't be bothered removing them first.


al.

If only the hole hadn't been in the crotch!

al.

 

[unkleGsif]

You know when you had wished you'd never started something?

al.

every time I log on to RB :roll:

G

 

[al]

You know when you had wished you'd never started something?

al.

every time I log on to RB :roll:

G

I've given up reading the rubbish I post.

al.

 

[Lysander]

I've given up reading the rubbish I post.
al.

Then there's a job at The Sun waiting for you, young man!!!

 

[al]

I've given up reading the rubbish I post.
al.

Then there's a job at The Sun waiting for you, young man!!!

Sweet!

al.

 

[cyfa2809]

All, if it helps at all, I would suspect that Cowells arse would be far from white and hairy... more fake tanned, waxed and toned (or lipo'd/implants)

You know when you had wished you'd never started something?

A little like the day I decided to fix a hole in my trousers, but couldn't be bothered removing them first.


al.

If only the hole hadn't been in the crotch!

al.

Is that why you now always wear the same pair of trousers?