Pet Peeves.

[highlandsflyer]

Can you guess what peeves me about bikes, snowboards and flight cases?

 

[NeilM]

You can't fit any of them in your sporran?

 

[RobMac]

I did hear he was big in the ballroom ................ cha-cha-cha

 

[NeilM]

From what's in the background, looks more like he plays in a pipe band... eh? Pipe band?.... pipe?




I'll get me coat. :facepalm:

 

[FMJ]

The baggage handlers are untrained gorillas?

 

[Neil]

The baggage handlers are untrained gorillas?

You had me at "baggage handlers"...

Narrator: Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

[whispering]

Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Narrator: I don't own...

[Officer waves Narrator off]

 

[jm]

Watching the guy at Bristol was ace,pull the bottom case on the truck so all the one's above fall down and then put them on.We were waiting for bikes so I had my head around the door that the bikes would of come from.Had the bikes been on the top they would of been badly bent.

 

[highlandsflyer]

Well I had been thinking about decals over decals, stickers over stickers and such. In this case there has been old over-sprayed. Why oh why?

 

[sylus]

My pet peeves are happy meals are always eaten by miserable kids and so many stupid people have smart phones.

 

[David B]

My pet peeves are happy meals are always eaten by miserable kids and so many stupid people have smart phones.

Also, "fun size" chocolate bars are smaller than normal ones. Where's the fun in something that clearly delivers less of a snack?

David