Geoff
Senior Retro Guru
I remember once being sent over the bars by the pedal hitting a tree stump which was covered in ivy (and thus invisible). It was a soft landing, but I think I never even let go of the bars until I hit the ground.
Ended up on my back still clipped in on one side, then my legs sort of collapsed and the bike fell sideways on top of me. Must have looked a right fool. No witnesses thankfully.

Ended up on my back still clipped in on one side, then my legs sort of collapsed and the bike fell sideways on top of me. Must have looked a right fool. No witnesses thankfully.