On the Ning Nang Nong

[rosstheboss]

Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

 

[REKIBorter]

Spike Milligan at his very best

 

[grahame]

I must go down to the sea again,
The lonely sea and the sky.

I left my shirt and trousers there,
I wonder if they're dry

 

[REKIBorter]

Granny

Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!

 

[Mr Panda]

The boy stood on the burning deck when all but he had fled.

Twit.

 

[David B]

I must go down to the see again,
The lonely see and the sky.

I left my shirt and trousers there,
I wonder if they're dry

Which I believe bore the title "Return to Sorrento (3rd Class)"

David