I, Rich Aitch, am also known as Methkal Abu Drais [Jordan, Athletics] and Ayele Abshero* [Ethiopia, Athletics], and more patriotically I'm both Sam Oldham and Daniel Pervis [GB, Gymnasts] AND THEY WON SOMETHING!
I'm also Jessica Roux [S.A Swimming] but that's ok because she looks like an attractive woman.
*That can't be his real name!