Oh flaps...

[barry2017]

I've been waiting in at my dad's all day for a courier to collect Jimmy, and I see they've called when I was in the garden. :twisted:
This is the third time this has happened. It's particularly galling because I now have to pay for the postage twice.
Bugger.

 

[kaiser]

Condolences... but nice title/expression

 

[Lysander]

To be honest, a lot of them don't bloody try too hard........quick brush of the knucles against yer door and their off again...... :x

 

[barry2017]

My dog (see left) is an amazing guard, normally he goes mad if a pigeon farts in the garden!
I have no idea how I missed him.

 

[legrandefromage]

Coooo! parrrp!


bark bark bark bark bark!





Just visualising.

 

[KINFAST]

it must have been a s.b.d fart (silent but deadly) thats why your dog didnt bark

 

[bryan555]

Condolences. Sometimes they don't even turn up!
Had a problem with Hotpoint delivering a washing machine:

Took a morning off, and was in and ready, but nothing. I call at about 11.30 to see if they're coming and Hotpoint say "we've been and there was no answer"
Me: 'But you had my mobile number, why didn't you ring'
Hotpoint: 'We don't supply the drivers with mobile phones, so they can't ring you'
Me 'Well I haven't been waiting, there's been no delivery van coming up to the house'
Hotpoint: Oh, they've definitely been, they knocked and there was no answer'
So I say: 'Did the driver go right in, through the big white gates?'
Hotpoint: "Just hold the line... Yes, he says he definitely went through the big white gates'
Me: 'are you absolutely sure you were in the right place and couldn't have got the address mixed up? Or perhaps accidentally missed my house?' Hotpoint: 'Hol the line... Yes, he definately went there, through the gates and knocked on the door. Twice.'
'Then you didin't go to the right house, my house has NO FLIPPING GATES!!! AND DEFINITELY NO BIG WHITE GATES. How long will you be before you deliver my item'
Hotpoint 'Sorry, we can't go back to your area..."

Lying Bastards.
It was a couple of years ago but I'm still not over it.

Sorry to rant. Hope you get your parcel sent OK.

 

[pigman]

who is Jimmy? youre not trying to send a child by courier? If you are, Ive got two to send also.

 

[Lysander]

Long as ye put in plenty of straw, and there's air holes, yer right as rain.......