two nuns driving driving down the road late at night and dracula leaps out in front of them! not wanting to be drained they decide not to stop the car and drive straight at him, he bounces off the bumper and lands on the bonnet, clinging onto the wiper blades and screaming abuse at the nuns
the nun driveing tries to shake him off but he wont let go
the nun in the passenger seat screams at the driver to show him your cross, to which she replies cross! cross sister? I'm F'##king mad have you seen the scratches in my bonnet? those f''#kers wont just polish out you know