Now the bloody goldfish has carped it!

[dyna-ti]

Kinda related
The rabbit joke from local hero
After eating it for dinner the host says ,he had to finish it off as it had a broken leg *It was a clean break,if you look on the plate you'll see for yourself.........*

 

[legrandefromage]

Wasnt really a joke as such, just stated that all I could think of after reading your post was the Simpsons episode where Homer accidently cooks his pet Lobster whilst giving it a bath, then ends up crying his grief out whilst chowing down on it at the meal table.

Aaaawwwwwwwwww!! Pinchie!