Rod, **** you, you **** *******, *************, ***** drinking, ***** licking, sister ********* **********. you come here with your small arse, parading it for all the ladies like some baboon, boasting of your ability to handle a child's seat with ease. Its a disgrace, if I were to read I would read the daily mail, if I were to read the daily mail I would:
1) write to them about you
2) get annoyed
3) seethe a little
4) grin and bear it while all the time repressing my anger until 40 year later I will take it out on a parking warden for no real or apparent reason.
You have been warned, so let's hear no more about this or I will tell the mods on you. The firm finger of ededwards will furtle you out.