Mosquito bites, any tips?

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I'm fine with them? They just don't bite me or I don't know? But my missis is in a bad way, lumps and red blotches all over, I really feel for her :( as she's a tuff un an dunt winge in generally. Got a attack plan now but really can't do the shut the doors windows thing is roasting com paired to Blackpool haha I'll go on a mossy assault before bed got the right tools for the job 8)
 
Shotgun is what you need. The only language the little blighters understand!

My wife seems to invite every biting insect within a ten mile radius. Still, at least that means they don't come after me. I read somewhere that the evil Scottish midge is attracted to people who give off more CO2. Maybe mozzies are the same?

You may be able to buy a machine that gives off mozzie sex pheromones. It attracts the little sods in and then drowns them. I know there is a midge version.
 
I'm not on Facebook I can see the pics but how do I make one? I've got a coke bottle here, is it a simple case of cutting it and slotting the neck into the base?
 
Pure neem oil mixed with a distilled water carrier, its the best repellent you will ever use. Had 2 weeks in the jungle with my 5 year old and he didn't get a single bite of any sort. Makes you smell like a yeasty marmite monster though.
 
godders":4l2ju1zn said:
Drink lots of blue lable vodka ..... works for me when im on holiday :wink:

Mick :D
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Haha it's my missis who's really suffering and there's no way I'm givin her loads of vodka guaranteed kaos that :facepalm:
 
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