Man arrested at LHC claims he's from the future

[SF Klein]

(removing my posts)

 

[big.eck]

that was posted on the 1st of april

 

[fagin]

Cops got hungry? Mmmm tastes like chicken.

 

[SF Klein]

(removing my posts)

 

[big.eck]

everything tastes like chicken

 

[Steve Kish]

IIRC, the 'Eloi' were the gentle tribe of the future in H G Wells' 'The Time Machine', as opposed to the oppressive Morlocks, who all looked like Carlos Teves.

 

[fagin]

IIRC, the 'Eloi' were the gentle tribe of the future in H G Wells' 'The Time Machine', as opposed to the oppressive Morlocks, who all looked like Carlos Teves.

The Eloi were the food. Mmmm I have a pizza in the oven.

 

[fagin]

Now slightly burnt pizza.

 

[stewlewis]

Man! I though John Titor had come back.