Karma Freebie No.2

[jez-4-bikes-max]

BEAUTIFUL!


10/10


I may raise the er...standard of the prize to warrant further poetic attempts...

 

[Jamiedyer]

Skewer

Jez
Thanks for the laughs,
I feel for you...how hard can it be to give a ritchey skewer away.

Jamie

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

Noone wants my Karma.


:cry:

 

[JeRkY]

Top thread, nice one

 

[barry2017]

Noone wants my Karma.


:cry:

Do not feel sad
or that we don't care
it's enough to know
the offer was there

For although I don't
need a new skewer today
someone will come
take the skewer away

You've made our days now
with your splendid offer
your karma flows
out of the coffers

So thanks, Jez
for a wonderful site
even though
the poetry's sh*te.

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

Yer see -


Quality of the prize is directly proportional to the quality of the masterpiece.




I'll have a think what else to offer........

 

[Jamiedyer]

Karma

Jez
Thanks to you this thread is spreading lots of Karma, probably more than any skewer has before.

So Jez, dont be despondant
dont be disheartened
Its only a skewer
dont be retarded

Life could be worse
you could be a farmer
and never realise a skewer
could bring so much Karma

my rhymes are quite bad
in fact they bring a tear
to fellow retrobikers
both far and near

Its seems fun
so now I'll be rash
and change my name
to Stumpmaster flash



Can I now lean to the side and cross my arms with a huffy attitude?

 

[J i m s t e r]

You might need a spare one,
If you're prone to do stunts,
So take Jez's Karma,
You miserable .....

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

See - they are improving

 

[Jamiedyer]

rapper

No .....I change my mind...............I dont want to be rapper anymore.......
I want to be EMO.......that way I will enjoy cutting the lawn.

Jamie