Karma Freebie No.2

[jez-4-bikes-max]

In return for the stuff people send me FOC due to my begging...


Front black Ritchey Skewer in black.


Have no idea if this is retro or not.

If anyone desires this to make a pair - just get in touch.

Infact - the person who get it has to write a rhyme based on why they deserve it.

Shoot.

 

[Jamiedyer]

poem

I really dont want it
I really dont care
I pulled a wheelie on a stumpy in my underpants
why do people stare?

sorry just popped into my head, dont need a skewer, I'm just sharing

Jamie

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

Thats rubbish.



Try again.




(right idea though)

 

[Sidewinder]

Roses are red Violets are blue this skewers black but canI have 2 ?

 

[Jamiedyer]

try again

But I really DONT want a ritchey skewer.

I dont want anything here,
especially not a skewer
I'd throw it with the other shit
down in the sewer!



no offence, hate the game not the player!

Jamie

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

You are really pushing the creativity part of this.


Ive been laughing for 10 minutes.


Sorry - next please...

(ushers you out of room)

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

Sidewinder.


Fail.


Is this the best we can do?

 

[pete_mcc]

I can't believe what people will do
for a single skewer,
that's one, not two

Hey, if you're skint
Just write down a rhyme
But here is a hint
I wouldn't waste your time

It's not even Ringle
It's actually quite shite
and remember its a single
but it'll keep your wheel tight

I don't want to sound bitchey
But if I wanted to fill a hole
I'd leave out Tom Ritchey
and just skewer Nicole.

 

[jez-4-bikes-max]

PETE,



(rubs chin)





(looks at Dani)








2/10






We have a winner.


Where you want sending?

 

[pete_mcc]

PETE,

We have a winner.


Where you want sending?

I don't actually need it, I just wanted to join in!

Give it to a more deserving soul!!