Karma Freebie No.2

[barry2017]

Stumpmaster Flash
your rhyming is cool
My childish drawl
makes me look like a tool

So don't cut the lawn
or become a farmer
Retrobike needs you
to spread that karma

 

[Prometheus]

I'm laughing out loud, whilst I sit here perusing,
I never would of thought it would be so amusing
You started this thread just to pass on your skewer,
with Karma in the title to act as the lure.

What has transpired has filled me with mirth,
an outpouring of talent way beyond the skewers worth.
The funny thing is that despite my contribution,
I'm not going to be able to offer a solution.

Cause you see I have all of the skewers I need,
although to be fair I would have to concede,
had it been a ringle then i'm sure I would've jumped,
but it's not, so I can only help your thread get..... bumped.


Dave.

 

[Jamiedyer]

dave da man

Dave da man
he rymes best he can
Number 1, no fewer
but even he dont want the skewer :cry: :cry: :cry:


Jamie
ha ha ha ha

 

[barry2017]

I can't believe
the skewer's still here!
Would it be the same
if Jez offered beer?

It's a quality skewer
in super condition
take home that skewer
(with Jez's permission)

Yet nobody's had it
The reason? I'm stumped
so let's hope you'll come forward
after we're bumped.

 

[J i m s t e r]

I will have it! Pm on the way

Edit: Do I still need to do a poem? I genuinely need one as that bloke with the Claude Butler Kylami let me have the bike for nowt. Well, his ham & cheese omlette at lunch. It's just missing a skewer. The bike, not the omlette.

 

[barry2017]

I will have it! Pm on the way

Edit: Do I still need to do a poem? I genuinely need one as that bloke with the Claude Butler Kylami let me have the bike for nowt. Well, his ham & cheese omlette at lunch. It's just missing a skewer. The bike, not the omlette.

Not doing a poem's
a very poor show
but that Ritchey skewer
really must go

(I must stop this now)

 

[J i m s t e r]

I did do a poem
And it were pucker
Read the whole thread
You lazy ....

 

[barry2017]

I did do a poem

I'm sorry, old Jim,
I should've known better
You've earned your skewer
to every last letter.

May it take you far
along down the road
enjoy your free skewer
you cheeky old toad.

 

[Raymond_mole]

what a cool thread
I've realy enjoyed it
but what a great shame
that the skewer is so sh1t.

Could you imagine the fun
and all the attention
For a quality skewer
that didn't get mentioned

The only way forward
is a black Ringle holey
So if you guys see one
Please contact the Moley

These sort after babies
are so hard to score
so pass on my plea
and good karma is yours

 

[J i m s t e r]

The lonely grey Kenda
The red RST
The lugged old Claud Butler
Is station-ar-eee

They mourn for the empty space
Under my shocks
Alas the free skewer
has not found my 'box.