I've been abducted.

[lewis1641]

2 hours ago i was sat having a normal saturday in work. I'm now in a posh leeds hotel in the company of my wife and a few friends worrying about what is in store for me.

 

[gibbleking]

if it turns out that you have won millions on the lottery then dont forget about ya bestest buddy ever the..... gibble......

 

[al]

Blimey!

Hope it's nice.

al.

 

[JeRkY]

If it turns out bad and you need an escape route give me a poke I am in Leeds tonight and can show you the bars

 

[Mr Panda]

Are you wearing your tracker and is it switched on?
Is your emergency escape valise within easy reach?
Is your survival cube equipped with an armed systems neutralisation locator and panic button ?

If all the above affirmative, we'll get you out of there

In the meantime - DO NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING THEY GIVE YOU :!:

Help is at hand...... :idea:

 

[gibbleking]

just take the blue pill and remember there is no spoon

 

[alanf]

deny everything until after the dna results and even then say nothing on camera or in front of witnesses

 

[lewis1641]

Ha ha cheers guys. I'm now drunk in a posh hotel bar. Turns out my wife organised for loads of my mates to meet us at some turkish resteraunt and then on to see my favourite band - the living end- at the cockpit . Best might ever!

 

[alanf]

give the car a good once over in the morning, check for any new dents, scratches, scuff marks on the rims :shock: just to be sure there wasnt another reason for being nice to you

 

[Sithlord]

Have you seen the credit card bill recently