It's official. I've got Swine Flu

[Dave_H]

I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

I've done the online NHS assessment which goes along the lines of
Are you feeling poorly?
Do you have meningitis?
:idea: You must have swine flu then

With such detailled investigation, it's not surprising that the pandemic is sweeping the nation. Anyway, I've got my Tamiflu and booked my week off work. Woo hoo - Jeremy Kyle Marathon here I come.

 

[pigman]

OINK!

 

[Jamiedyer]

Swine flu

I tried to ring the swine flu hotline..................but all I got was crackling

Jamie

 

[BarneyRubble]

A whole week off work? You Swine!

 

[REKIBorter]

Any cravings for Pork Scratchings?

 

[drystonepaul]

Don't you mean you have to sty off work?

 

[billflat12]

we will all join you soon

been appointed my mates flu buddy he always kisses pigs most nights , not seen him for over a week, been using text , thing is i was made to sit in a waiting room full of sufferers for 1+1/2 hours to collect his prescription , you should try it !!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!

been crackling ridin midweek though !!



OINK ! OINK !............................................................................................... oink ??