I'm drunk

[longun]

a 21st birthday limo party last night and I'm the driver.

I had lots of photos taken with some rather nice drunken ladeez with some equally nice soft bits....

 

[marin man]

Another tale of drunkeness;
A chap I used to work with was round his girlfriends and he should not have been there as her parents were upstairs asleep :shock: They were extravagantly drunk by about ten p.m. He needed the toilet so asked her if he could use the loo,She said no because it is upstairs and you will wake my parents up,you will have to go in the sink in the kitchen so off he goes and five minutes later she whispered where are you? He replied "looking for some toilet paper" :shock: She screamed and woke her parents with the noise anyway

 

[kaytronika]

Jack Daniels and chilli cola is... interesting

*cough*

 

[dyna-ti]

I'm drunk

No youre not,you can still type