I'm drunk

[toaster999]

:?

 

[orange71]

hey ho.

 

[Pickle]

OOOOOOkey dokey

 

[perry]

I'm still feeling rough from the staff do on saturday night and feel a bit sorry now for the other people in the restaurant determining who gets the last 20 ounce steak by way of paper , scissors , stone could have quickly turned into a fight , especially when I was sat next to the two of them shouting " fight for it , fight for it " .

I don't entirely remember how I got home but I do remember arguing with the other half about how the bathroom I chose to sleep in could no longer be a bathroom as I was sleeping in there . I explained how a room is defined by it's use and not by what stuff happens to be in it at the time ( I assume this is the standard defense a man uses when found peeing in the wardrobe " Well I'm peeing in it , that makes it a toilet " ), no matter how much she needed the loo that at that moment was in my sleeping room .

It's the same logic I used when telling the girl who works at that wine bar she should really be working with us as our department is "a total sausage fest"

 

[marin man]

A friend of mine was recently asked by his wife "I want you to do something really dirty too me" He was watching some rubbish like doctor who so would not be moved after about 20 mins he stood up and went into the cloakroom and came back five minutes later,she asked "where have you been?" He replied "doing something dirty to you" She said "what " He replied "I have just sh.t in your handbag"
He was drunk as well problems can be caused by such behaviour :cry: (he did not really do this but she thought that he had which was good enough to cause the old no tea for a couple of days routine )

 

[cyfa2809]

I'm still feeling rough from the staff do on saturday night and feel a bit sorry now for the other people in the restaurant determining who gets the last 20 ounce steak by way of paper , scissors , stone could have quickly turned into a fight , especially when I was sat next to the two of them shouting " fight for it , fight for it " .

I don't entirely remember how I got home but I do remember arguing with the other half about how the bathroom I chose to sleep in could no longer be a bathroom as I was sleeping in there . I explained how a room is defined by it's use and not by what stuff happens to be in it at the time ( I assume this is the standard defense a man uses when found peeing in the wardrobe " Well I'm peeing in it , that makes it a toilet " ), no matter how much she needed the loo that at that moment was in my sleeping room .

It's the same logic I used when telling the girl who works at that wine bar she should really be working with us as our department is "a total sausage fest"

A friend of mine was recently asked by his wife "I want you to do something really dirty too me" He was watching some rubbish like doctor who so would not be moved after about 20 mins he stood up and went into the cloakroom and came back five minutes later,she asked "where have you been?" He replied "doing something dirty to you" She said "what " He replied "I have just sh.t in your handbag"
He was drunk as well problems can be caused by such behaviour :cry: (he did not really do this but she thought that he had which was good enough to cause the old no tea for a couple of days routine )

this is why i love this site!

 

[retroyetirigid]

I'm on my 3rd pint of vodka & Dr Pepper (1/4-1/3 vodka ) and not feeling too bad at the mo :shock:

 

[Easy_Rider]

Nothing like a Monday night piss up... i'm just back from the Pub Quiz myself... hic

 

[cornholio's RC200]

Moscow Mule made with vodka, Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer, lime juice and ice is my latest. Yum

Very easy to drink though.

 

[legrandefromage]

a 21st birthday limo party last night and I'm the driver.

I had lots of photos taken with some rather nice drunken ladeez with some equally nice soft bits....