ignore :-S

[gregsy]

 

[legrandefromage]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

[peteteamtig]

Pah !!!

What a load of nancy boy worship , this guy gave Count Dookoo a damn good slappin'

 

[xizang]

My favourite:

"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

 

[Agency_Scum]

I'll take 'em all in the car park right now!

 

[mikef350]

lenny mclean aka THE GUVNOR would eat that lot up for break fast

his motto was-LOOK WHAT I AM,A HARD B*****D and if any of you no who i am talking about i am sure you will agree.chopper would come in 2nd place

 

[gibbleking]

pah.....illl see your chuck "pussy" norris and raise you a mr t......bring it on fool....

 

[gregsy]

pah.....illl see your chuck "pussy" norris and raise you a mr t......bring it on fool....

I ain't gettin on no plane!!

 

[haggis]

Quit your Jibber Jabber!!

 

[gregsy]

I pity the fool!!