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Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That.
A beautiful object masquerading as a right square
A beautiful object masquerading as a right square
if your bike was a star
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my trail bike the genesis = lily allen brit sexy and practical i love lily
my giant xtc alliance = angilena jolie light and agile ow yeah its got a bite to her
my kona single speed = gorge bush simple minded and quick to take action
and thats all i have left bike wise now :cry: :cry: :cry:
my giant xtc alliance = angilena jolie light and agile ow yeah its got a bite to her
my kona single speed = gorge bush simple minded and quick to take action
and thats all i have left bike wise now :cry: :cry: :cry:
Dave Yates: Milla Jovavich as Leeloo in the Fifth Element. Pale-skinned, skinny redhead with surprises on the inside.
RC200: Sasha Grey. Google it if you have no idea what I am talking about. NSFW.
Stumpjumper: Bridget Fonda. Another pale-skinned redhead. But not as exciting as Milla.
Karakoram: Beatrice Dalle. Dirty, past its best and doesn't look after itself.
Stumpjumper FSR: Angelina Jolie. Bit too much of everything but does a nice fake english accent.
RC303: Kate Beckinsdale in "Underworld". Black, british origins but part of a worldwide conspiracy. Packs a high-tech punch.
Parkpre Pro Elite: Posh. Closest I get to bling. Tastefully vulgar.
Alan crosser: Catherine Deneuve. Silver, french bits. Understated class.
De Rosa Giro d'Italia: Helen Mirren. Grey, silver, rock solid and very classy.
Gios Super Record: Sofia Loren. Should need no explanations.
Kuota Kharma: Susan Boyle. Not pretty but exceeds expectations.
Banani track bike: Overweight, only does one thing well. Nursey in Blackadder?
The bike I have on the hometrainer: Courtney Love. A mess and going nowhere.
I posted this before reading the other postings and now realise I have given this way too much thought.
RC200: Sasha Grey. Google it if you have no idea what I am talking about. NSFW.
Stumpjumper: Bridget Fonda. Another pale-skinned redhead. But not as exciting as Milla.
Karakoram: Beatrice Dalle. Dirty, past its best and doesn't look after itself.
Stumpjumper FSR: Angelina Jolie. Bit too much of everything but does a nice fake english accent.
RC303: Kate Beckinsdale in "Underworld". Black, british origins but part of a worldwide conspiracy. Packs a high-tech punch.
Parkpre Pro Elite: Posh. Closest I get to bling. Tastefully vulgar.
Alan crosser: Catherine Deneuve. Silver, french bits. Understated class.
De Rosa Giro d'Italia: Helen Mirren. Grey, silver, rock solid and very classy.
Gios Super Record: Sofia Loren. Should need no explanations.
Kuota Kharma: Susan Boyle. Not pretty but exceeds expectations.
Banani track bike: Overweight, only does one thing well. Nursey in Blackadder?
The bike I have on the hometrainer: Courtney Love. A mess and going nowhere.
I posted this before reading the other postings and now realise I have given this way too much thought.
