A man excitedly rushes into a confessional box.
"What are your sins, son?" asked the priest on the other side of the screen.
"I met two beautiful women, and I have spent the night fornicating with them in their jacuzzi", replied the man.
"That is a grave sin", says the priest, "say the rosary and consider your sins".
"I'm not going to do that father, I don't believe in god" replied the excited man.
"Why are you in this church, then, son?" said the slightly annoyed priest.
To which the man replied:
"It's not just you, I'm telling everybody!"
Nice bike. We might be drooling over it in 20 years.