I have never met....

[Grannygrinder]

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If you put 'enough' butter on your toast it flows to the corners on its own.
Eat it quick though coz it gets soggy

 

[cyfa2809]

al, crusts make your hair curly, fact!!

ooooohhhh, thats why i have curly hair! i butter to the edges when i can be bothered

 

[al]

al, crusts make your hair curly, fact!!

ooooohhhh, thats why i have curly hair! i butter to the edges when i can be bothered

See, and you lot think I'm daft!






al, not as daft as you think!!

 

[dyna-ti]

Toast should be cut diagonally
Therefore you have a non greasy corner to hold it by.


Not up on coated bread product etiquette Al
A cultured partner you have there

 

[al]

Toast should be cut diagonally
Therefore you have a non greasy corner to hold it by.


Not up on coated bread product etiquette Al
A cultured partner you have there

Do you want her?

I'll chuck in a loaf and 1/2lb of butter!!




al, needing a new lady.

 

[majoreyeswater]

My lady thingy type woman person insists on putting this black cacky stuff on her toasted bread products :? :? :? :? :?

And she manages to spread it into the corners. AND she's corrupted our children people into liking it - ALOT :evil:

 

[al]

My lady thingy type woman person insists on putting this black cacky stuff on her toasted bread products :? :? :? :? :?

And she manages to spread it into the corners. AND she's corrupted our children people into liking it - ALOT :evil:

ooooohh!!

She's a keeper.

Does she put cheese on as well?


al,

 

[majoreyeswater]

What, like puts on a cheese dress or something ?????????

:roll:

Steve.

 

[majoreyeswater]

I'm going to claim insanity and that society was to blame :cry: :cry: :cry:

Dagga, dagga, dagga etc etc.....................

 

[al]

I'm going to claim insanity and that society was to blame :cry: :cry: :cry:

Dagga, dagga, dagga etc etc.....................

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Take me? but leave my mate marmite! :cry: