I cant stand people that use the word NOM! FFS!

[David B]

I hate the Americanization of the English language.


al.

Shouldn't that be spelt with an "s" not a "z"?

David

And the definition of irony is....

Like "goldy" or "bronzey", only it's made of iron. </Baldrick>

David

 

[trxrincon]

I've got a friend who uses "actually" all the time too, at the start of a sentence and the end! Just want to slap her! haha

 

[Carge]

I used to work with someone who'd ask a question - I'd answer it - and he'd go "that's right"

And how exactly would you know it was right - you to55er!
If you knew the feckin answer, you wouldn't have asked the question!

Love you Mark, if you happen to be on here
( Like "goldy" or "bronzey", only it's made of iron. </Baldrick>)

 

[twain]

The chav scum round here at the moment seem to have a thing for saying "straight up" at the end of every sentence.
I was walking behind a young mum yesterday pushing a kiddie in a pushchair.
Kid said "I want my dummy"
Mum said "You aint not avin it till you ask nice init, straight up"

Grrrrr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfTd6949cs

you'll love this then!

 

[Bob]

That was quite terrible

I may sound old saying this but, I actually have 'urban dictionary' book-marked on my laptop and my phone so I can translate text messages from my teenage niece and nephews :roll:

Edit: Only 15 years ago I was 15 :shock: how have I got so out of touch in that time?

 

[twain]

+1
thank fook for urban dictionary

tiz straight up defs probs the most useful fing evs.

 

[Rusty Scrubber]

 

[trxrincon]

Bob, I'm 26 and still need to use the urban dictionary some times so dont worry.

 

[Bob]

^^^

 

[Neil]

+1
thank fook for urban dictionary

tiz straight up defs probs the most useful fing evs.

My standard response to getting a text or an email with this urban shite in:-

"Have you had a stroke or something - is that why you've typed this message as if you're fecking retarded? Send it again in English, or it gets deleted."

I haven't copyrighted that, so feel free to cut and paste. I tempered it by replacing a strategic 'u' for an 'e' so that the forum's potty-mouth bot doesn't remove all the acid - so you may or may not want to correct that.