How to smuggle a bike into the house ?

[widowmaker]

Any ideas how to smuggle a bike into the house

I have a keen eyed Wife who works from home most of the time, we have only one path/door through the garden which passes her office window.

She can hear the clicking of an bike cassette a mile off and almost smell old bike oil

Its too small to put in a wheelie bin :facepalm:

Put it in an ikea box ?

Any other ideas ?

 

[FMJ]

Be a boss. Walk in, say you bought a bike, sit down at the kitchen table, and ask what's for dinner.

 

[shed]

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knock on the front door and leave a box she will bend down pick it up look at the address and then look around to see who left it,while shes doing this run like hell to the back of the house to sneak it in

 

[widowmaker]

Be a boss. Walk in, say you bought a bike, sit down at the kitchen table, and ask what's for dinner.

I like it, I shall try that

 

[shed]

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wont see you on here for abit then, with broken arms and legs and fingers

 

[FMJ]

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wont see you on here for abit then, with broken arms and legs and fingers

He has the right handle.

 

[widowmaker]

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knock on the front door and leave a box she will bend down pick it up look at the address and then look around to see who left it,while shes doing this run like hell to the back of the house to sneak it in

The trouble is there is nowhere to put the bike in the garden

Maybe I shall take the wheels off, and under the cover of darkness, get the 10 foot aluminium ladder out, take the loft hatch cover off, climb up and put the bike in the loft whilst wrestling with the Christmas tree all without my Wife hearing

My chances ?

 

[shed]

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slim lol,
cover the bike in a dust sheet and put a bunch of flowers on the covered seat and walk in with it,she could be that taken back by the flowers she wont notice the covered bike that was under them

 

[widowmaker]

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slim lol,
cover the bike in a dust sheet and put a bunch of flowers on the covered seat and walk in with it,she could be that taken back by the flowers she wont notice the covered bike that was under them

I am going to try that, ill report back my findings

Or you could just watch me on channel 4's 24 hours in A & E next week :!:

 

[shed]

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as long as she doesnt damage the bike your onto a winner