how to get fit JB666 style!!

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this could also work for 05/05/10 aswel!! :D

first of all, watch a horror film of your choice, something to sh*t you right up!! :shock: :shock:

get on your weapon of choice at 9.26pm, when it is already dark after getting it off the roof of your car that you have parked in the middle of the new forest in an obscure car park! :shock:

then ride 21 miles after noticing the full moon which then reminds you of said horror film! :shock:

then get utterly paranoid that someone/thing is chasing you around the dark forest late at night, also make it more freaky by wearing an ipod, this cuts off your sense of hearing which adds to the freakyness of the situation! :shock:

finally got back to the car at 10.55pm which for this ride is my best time yet! i knocked about 9 minutes off my best time this year!! :D then i got that cold shiver up my spine as i was hot and sweaty and there was a gust of wind . . . or . . . . maybe someone walked over my grave? :shock:

the good time may also have been down to riding the vit T aswel though as it's a propper old school race bike as opposed to my new clockwork which is more day ride set up, having said that though i have mostly been riding my evo which is set up propper xc, hmmm :? maybe it was the monsters! :D

i'll give you 3 guesses as to what the film i was thinking of was!! you won't need them though!
 

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2nd for Rec, she's cute too. Rec2 is out now.
Descent is great, the British ending of course. Descent 2 is out now.
The Orphange is brilliant, she's beautiful too.
Dead Snow, for a laugh, they're all fit in that.

First pic is like the Blair Witch, little biking facing the corner, BLAM!
 
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