thanks for reminding me of this site! i wonder when he does new stuff
'Squirrel Facts:
While squirrels have a varied diet, which includes nuts and corn, their favourite meal is the cheese quesadilla from Applebee's for $6.69. Due to the fact that squirrels do not require oxygen and can withstand extreme pressures, they can often be found searching the ocean floor for their second favourite food, krill. These deep sea abilities make the squirrel a perfect companion for skin divers as part of the buddy system. Squirrels can also be taught to weld.
Squirrels are extremely territorial and protect their nests by attending neighbourhood watch meetings. Squirrels prefer contemporary furniture over traditional. A pile of empty flatpack IKEA boxes at the base of a tree is a sure sign that a squirrel nest is present.
There are approximately eighteen thousand varieties of squirrels but most fall into one of three categories: the red squirrel, the grey squirrel and the black bear. As the chart below shows, there is a squirrel in the United States, one in what looks like Japan and a really big one in Africa.'