Health and Safety

No 8 :lol:

We got a health and safety training video in engineering school.It consisted of pictures of what a limb/hand/finger looks like after it has been caught in machinery.Real life cases and very graphic against a white background.
Sobering stuff to take the boisterousness out of the students.
 
several years ago when we had a couple of fishing boats in my family,one of the guys we knew got a ww2 mine in his nets :shock:

Protocol dictated that he should tie a buoy to his nets and motor away then call the coastgaurd who would deal with it......

What did the idiot do :?: :lol: :lol:

He steamed into the harbour towing it behind him,the maniac then moored up right next to our town hall,and it had to be evacuated while the bomb squad towed it back out again and detonated it at sea.... :lol: :lol:

Could of done with the health and safety muppets to teach him a few things before he went out that day :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
marin man":i8c6rz4r said:
several years ago when we had a couple of fishing boats in my family,one of the guys we knew got a ww2 mine in his nets :shock:

Protocol dictated that he should tie a buoy to his nets and motor away then call the coastgaurd who would deal with it......

What did the idiot do :?: :lol: :lol:

He steamed into the harbour towing it behind him,the maniac then moored up right next to our town hall,and it had to be evacuated while the bomb squad towed it back out again and detonated it at sea.... :lol: :lol:

Could of done with the health and safety muppets to teach him a few things before he went out that day :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clearly what he needed was guidelines...
 
used these and many more teaching H & S this last term,my favourite is the ladders :roll:
 
longun":22v4l2yz said:
used these and many more teaching H & S this last term,my favourite is the ladders :roll:

There is even a qualification to cover ladders :wink:

To get it you climb a ladder then climb back down again
Thats it :shock: :lol: :lol:
 
And yet. There is no qualitication for properly packing things. Such as Truck Flywheels.. They hurt ALOT.
 
Health and safety irritates the hell out of me. It is so easy. I had to do a CSCS construction test. This is basically a few of the large construction firms that since they got busted for price fixing have needed a little positive attention. So they came up with this test with questions such as:

You find a dead rat. Do you...

1. Add it to you lunch.
2. Rub it on your face.
3. Inform your health and safety officer.

Health and Safety. 90% common sense and 10% evolution.

I like the missile one as well.
 
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