Hadron collider

[Lysander]

Did ye hear about the dyslexic physicist who went to a strip club?

He cam out with a Large Hadron...............

Ha! I need no coat!!

 

[SF Klein]

I have to disagree w/ these posts and admit that I'm secretly fond of the LHC. I hope it achieves its mission. There are some offshoots of its potential scientific discoveries, one of which could be the ability to manipulate time.

Now, stay with me here....imagine the ability to manipulate time....."Set the Wayback machine for 1992 Mr. Peabody, there's a Klein bicycle store I need to pay a visit to."

 

[al]

Hang on, i'm dyslexic!!

Can someone explain the joke?

Al.

 

[al]

oh yes!

Hard on,very good!!

Al,

 

[al]

Hell! if i could go back in time, i would tell my parents they are making a big mistake!!

Al.

 

[al]

4 in a row!!

Al.

 

[al]

This is like connect 4 only it's now 5!

Al.

 

[al]

I'm very sorry!

Al.

 

[Dr S]

So it's not goin to work then. Always baffles me when there is talk of manipulating time. If it were possible wouldn't someone from the future turn up and tell us how it's done? Waste of time and money. Six billion pounds eh? That's a C-26 for every RB member in the world!

 

[fingers]

I was expecting a tip find...