Okay, No drop the soap jokes, Promise.
As for george michael being a great musician, I agree. But while he's the greatest on the piano, I hear he sucks on the organ.
george michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of The Wizard of Oz.
It's called Swallow the Yellow Thick Load
george michael has been banned from his local pub today for having a sneaky fag in the gents.
What's white and slides down toilet walls?
george michael's latest release.
Whenever I visit a public bathroom, I bring along a george michael album, on the off-chance I may be able to get it signed.
george michael was recently spotted holidaying in China.
Apparently, it's his idea of heaven: everytime you turn around, there's a Wang in your face.
(Okay one.. But)I just heard that the only items george michael will take with him into jail are,100 bars of soap,robert greens goalie gloves and a shower cap.