Funny Rover Ebay Sale

[Harryburgundy]

I particularly liked this Q and A

Q: Hi, is this an 8 or 16 valve engine please. If you don't know then a photo would help? 26-Mar-09
A: Oh no, a technical question! Errrr, Elton John, errrr Plymouth Argile, errrr, I'll get back to you on that. Did you notice how i avoided the obvious joke of 8 valves in the engine and another 8 in the radio? I'm quite pleased with myself for not using that old gag.

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[orange71]

what a great ad

 

[MAXTHEROTTI]

they aint a bad little car either

but yeah classic ad


rob

 

[Xesh]

....The exhaust system including the catalytic converter needs replacing. On the plus side this does mean that the car makes a rather excellent noise when travelling at speed, however at low speeds it does sound like an asthmatic camel carrying a bin bag full of spanners.


.....A “Babe Magnet”, are you sure?

* Ok, that bit probably isn’t true, but it is a nice shade of red.

.....It has done 110,000 miles, has it ever let you down?

* Only by not attracting women.

 

[gibbleking]

that was fab ......just read all the questions...mans got the patience of a god.

 

[gibbleking]

just had a thought ...im wandering how many watchers he has.

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

just wasted 20mins on that, very funny

 

[kaiser]

 

[jimihendrix]

Classic

 

[FSR-Si]

I liked this one...

Q: hi does the rover have a themal imaging camera as would want to take it to iraq in my chopper ? kind regards royal marines 26-Mar-09
A: Unfortunately it doesn't come with a thermal imaging camera, or any other sort of camera for that matter. The Rover would be at home in Iraq as it does have a sunroof and I believe it is quite Sunni over there. Sorry, that joke was a little Shi-ite. Buy my car!