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[suburbanreuben]

is that chickens ruben ?

have you got any ducks ?

No ducks, we don't have any ducks. At our old house in the woods, two orphan ducklings from the swamp tried to adopt the girls as their mums. They weren't having any of it though.
'Twas like Tom &Jerry!

 

[IDB1]

We have ducks in the front garden.

At one point there was 2 families of them, over 20 in total... all growed up now..

 

[highlandsflyer]

My local keeps feeding the ducks, and now they are getting killed crossing the road from the pond.

Is there anything I can do to stop them, like get the old Bill to enforce an injunction or something like that? The may need to place a super in the junction.

Might need to get a quack to establish the cause of death before we apply for the injunction. Shouldn't cost much though, doubt anyone would challenge it.

 

[IDB1]

Don't get a quack.. it'll attract more ducks...

the local ducks (of which there are hundreds) have a tendency to stop the traffic when they cross the road...

They aren't 20ft tall or anything but the locals are quite fond of them (about the place, not crispy and wrapped in a pancake)...

 

[stedlocks]

Mikee, thats a lovely duck you have, right there...........

All that talk of 'conflates', makes me fancy a bowl of Mr Kelloggs finest!

 

[Neil]

Mikee, thats a lovely duck you have, right there...........

All that talk of 'conflates', makes me fancy a bowl of Mr Kelloggs finest!

Crunchy nut?

 

[stedlocks]

Oh yes, with ice cold milk!!


nomnomnom.........

 

[highlandsflyer]

Cock's Best Flakes.

 

[Neil]

Cock's Best Flakes.

Take some antibiotics, that'll clear up in no time.

 

[highlandsflyer]

Well at least we end on a knob gag, of sorts.