Film phrases and one liners that are cool

[computerbitz]

Watching a real vampire program tonight in Blade none this nancy boy romantic vampire crap like true blood or twighlight anyway from wjust before he kills frost

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.


My all time faves though have to come from Full Metal Jacket that film was made for insulting quotes

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

 

[tintin40]

FMJ is good for the un-pc one liner

 

[JeRkY]

See my signature

 

[IDB1]

nancy boy romantic vampire crap like true blood.

:shock: :shock:

Wouldn't call TrueBlood nancy boy.... the kids watch Twilight and Vampire Diaries but no way could I let them watch True Blood :shock:

Apocalypse Now has to have some of the top 1 liners ....

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

My fave,

Sean Connery in "The Rock" to Nicholas Cage...........

"losers always whine about doint their best, Winners go home and f**k the prom queen"

G

 

[jonnyboy666]

some of my favourite one liners have to be from 'snatch'

bricktop is awesome!

examples:-

pull your tongue out of my arsehole gary! dogs do that! you're not a dog are you gary?
oh f*** me your lady friend got a voice?!
i don't care if he's muhammed i am hard bruce lee!
you stop me again while i'm walking and i'll cut your f***** jacobs off!
you're on thin f***** ice my pedigree chums!
do you know what nemesis means?


Tommy and Turkish:-

who took the jam out of your donut? you took the f***** jam outta my donut tommy, you did!

what brings you two here? run out of pants to sniff?

bullet tooth tony:-

a pint of the black stuff landlord

(avi- so what should i call you? bullet? tooth?) you can call me susan if it makes you happy!

Avi:-

shut up and sit down you big bald f***!!! (this is currently my ringtone!!)



and the best one that everyone knows!!!

I f***** hate pikeys!!!!

 

[feetabix]

some of my favourite one liners have to be from 'snatch'

bricktop is awesome!

examples:-

pull your tongue out of my arsehole gary! dogs do that! you're not a dog are you gary?
oh f*** me your lady friend got a voice?!
i don't care if he's muhammed i am hard bruce lee!
you stop me again while i'm walking and i'll cut your f***** jacobs off!
you're on thin f***** ice my pedigree chums!
do you know what nemesis means?


Tommy and Turkish:-

who took the jam out of your donut? you took the f***** jam outta my donut tommy, you did!

what brings you two here? run out of pants to sniff?

bullet tooth tony:-

a pint of the black stuff landlord

(avi- so what should i call you? bullet? tooth?) you can call me susan if it makes you happy!

Avi:-

shut up and sit down you big bald f***!!! (this is currently my ringtone!!)



and the best one that everyone knows!!!

I f***** hate pikeys!!!!

'.....a blue caravan for me maaaaa'.....'..............fantastic film!.....

 

[jonnyboy666]

just thought of some more

Raising arizona -- Son, you got a panty on your head!

Taxi driver--You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here

Dirty Harry-- do you feel lucky punk? well do you?

 

[Andy B]

Doesn't get much cooler than this

And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet.

This radio station was named Kowalski, in honour of the last American hero to whom speed means freedom of the soul. The question is not when's he gonna stop, but who is gonna stop him.

 

[computerbitz]

Crocodile Dundee

That's not a knife, Now THAT's a knife