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So my wife comes bounding through the door and announces she's bought me...fillet steak!
Now this is such a rare event I immediately begin dribbling all over my shirt.
Diet be damned, Im having some of that bad boy. She says no worries and tells me to "go relax" whilst she cooks it.
Amazing smells begin to waft out of the kitchen and upstairs to my den. Oh the anticipation.
10 minutes later I get a call down to get dinner.
I walk into the dining room and.....
She's cut my beautiful fillet into bits and stir fried it with soy sauce and bean sprouts, cabbage and god knows what else!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The planets will be misaligned this evening I'm so mad!
Now this is such a rare event I immediately begin dribbling all over my shirt.
Diet be damned, Im having some of that bad boy. She says no worries and tells me to "go relax" whilst she cooks it.
Amazing smells begin to waft out of the kitchen and upstairs to my den. Oh the anticipation.
10 minutes later I get a call down to get dinner.
I walk into the dining room and.....
She's cut my beautiful fillet into bits and stir fried it with soy sauce and bean sprouts, cabbage and god knows what else!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The planets will be misaligned this evening I'm so mad!